Q : How do Canadians decide where to retire?
A : They tie a Snow shovel to the Back of their RV , and drive south - and when People start asking " What's that Thing ? " ...they know they've gone far enough !
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In the Drugstore
A Woman walks into a Drugstore and asks the Pharmacist if he sells Size extra large Condoms .
he replies " Yes we do . Would you like to buy some ? "
She responds , " No Sir , but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does ? " -
In the Restaurant
A young Miss , while scanning the Menu at a Restaurant whit her Boyfriend , saw that all the appealing Dishes were expensive .
" How much do you love my ? " She ask him .
Still looking at the Menu he replied , " Probably more than Steak , but not so much as a Lobster " . -
Winter Morning
One Winter Morning an Employee showd up to Work forty-five Minutes late .
He explained yo his Boss , "The Street was so slippery that I slid Backward three Steps for every Step I took forward ...
and I only made it to Work becausee I finally gave up and headed Home !" -
And here is a new Joke :
A Phone call in the Night
A Telephone rang in the middle of the Night .
" Hello ! Is your phone number 555-5555 ? "
" Yes , it is . " came the reply.
" Thank Goodness ! " noted the Voice ..
" Could you call 911 for me ? I super glued my Finger to the Phone ." -
Just read thru .... quite a few Foxwothy and Engwall Fans here :hurra:
Btw...
The difference between a Bitch and a Bike.....
...the Bitch is fully equipped when she´s naked
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Der hier ist auch gut...
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Hey Bernd,
den kenn ich unter Redneck Engeneering
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Drei Schweizer Hexen-Schlampen, die sich wünschen, geschlechtsumgewandelt zu sein, schauen sich Schweizer Swatch Uhrenknöpfe an. Welche Schweizer Hexen Schlampe, die sich wünscht, geschlechtsumgewandelt zu sein, schaut sich welche Schweizer Swatch Uhrenknöpfe an?
Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss witch-bitches, wish to watch three swiss swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, whish to watch which swiss swatch watch switch?
Bitte melden Sie sich an, um diesen Link zu sehen. -
Signs that it's Time to get a new Car
* Instead of an Airbag , there's a Whoopie Cushion taped to your Steering Wheel .
* You lose the Stpo-Light Challenge to a 14-Year old on a Moped .
* Thieves repeatedly break into your Car just to take "The Club" .
* When you Gas up , the Attendant asks " Can I re-duct tape that Windshield for you" .
* While waiting at a Stop Light , People run up asking if anyone was hurt .
* For the last five Years , you've had to settle for making "vroom vroom" noises while sitting in the Driveway .
* Traffic Reporters starting to refer to you by Name when discussing Morning tie ups .
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