You may be a Redneck when ...
- You take your Dog for a walk and you both use the same Tree .
-Your Boat has not left the Driveway in 15 Years .
-You offer to give someone the Shirt off your back and they don't want it .
-Your Wife has "Ammo" on her Christmas list .
-You can go to the Stock Car Races and don't need a Program .
-Your House doesn't have Curtains , but Your Truck does .
-You consider Your License Plate personalized because Your Father
made it .
-You have a complete Set of Salad Bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the Side .
-You think Fast Food is hitting a Deer at 100Km/h .
greetings
Midnightflyer